Warnings: Mental whumpage ahead for both characters and readers. By reading on you expressly consent to provide for your own mental welfare through whatever treatment may be required. The author refuses to accept responsibility of a moral or monetary nature for any therapy, pharmaceutical or otherwise, required as a result of reading this fanfic or any crimes or other bad things caused by not pursuing the aforementioned therapy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Spoilers: SG-1's Ripple Effect
Characters/Pairing: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Teyla Emmagen, Ronon Dex, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir
Disclaimers: If I did own them, they'd probably taken away after this. *sigh*
Summary: “What if it had happened here? They wanted a ZPM, right? Well we've got more here in Pegasus than they do on Earth and more resources to get additional ones. Can you imagine? Thirty-four Rodney McKays?"
Rating: R for violence and drug use . . . Ha! Gotcha! It’s really a G (unless mention of sleeping pills and the presence of a nine mil is all it takes for my previous rating to stand . . .)
Genre: Gen, Friendship
Warnings: Yes. Oh, you want to know what? Um . . . DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!!!! I mean . . . nah. Unless lack of sleep constitutes whumping now?
Spoilers: Mild for The Storm/The Eye, The Siege Arc
Characters/Pairing: John Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir, Carson Beckett, and Rodney McKay, none
Summary: He didn't sleep.
Disclaimers: Nope. Not even close.
Notes: Dedicated to Lily. We started on this road of madness together and after over a decade of travel, the journey’s only gotten better!
( He didn't sleep after )
Characters/Pairing: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, none
Disclaimers: Psh. Maybe if you've stepped through the Quantum Mirror recently . . .
Notes: Yeeeah . . . No clue where this came from. Enjoy! :D
Summary: Lemons will kill him. These muffins will just make him wish he were dead.